A brief rant on health care reform
There is a tragedy at sea in the form of a shipwreck. As the ship sinks, three survivors manage to climb aboard a lifeboat. To their delight, they find that the boat is stocked with some fresh water and several crates of canned food. There is, however, a slight problem. They have no can opener (or any other tools). As two of the survivors ponder possible starvation, the third announces that he is an economist and he has come up with a solution. As the other two look on in amazement, they beg the economist to explain the solution.
The economist looks at them with total sincerity and says, "First, assume a can opener..."
I saw this story at Talking Points Memo, and it inspired me to start blogging again.
Newt Gingrich is the General Chairman of an organization called "American Solutions for Winning the Future." In actuality, this organization is a Gingrich 527 group, meaning it is a soapbox for Newt, a way for him to call more attention to himself, and a way to raise money (indirectly, of course) for Newt. And, to be fair, that description applies to most 527s, not just Newt's.
In a truly unexpected move, the Washington, DC-based political action committee "American Solutions for Winning the Future" (ASWF) has named Allison Vivas, President of the adult entertainment studio Pink Visual, recipient of its Entrepreneur of the Year award for 2009.American Solutions quickly backtracked once this story broke. As reported by Washington City Paper, the award to Vivas was withdrawn because it was given "by mistake."
The organization, which is headed by noted conservative politician Newt Gingrich, notified Vivas of the honor via fax on Wednesday, September 9.
"I'm honored, and more than a little surprised, to receive this prestigious award," Vivas said. "It never occurred to me that Newt Gingrich, one of the principal architects of the conservative 'Contract with America' in the 1990's, would be willing to brave criticism from the far right of his party in order to recognize good work done on the part of an adult entertainment professional."
According to the notice from ASWF, should Vivas attend a private dinner being held on October 7 at the historic Capitol Hill Club in Washington, she will "dine privately with Newt," who will then take the occasion to present Vivas with her "well deserved award" and pose for a photo with her.
The notice from ASWF also informed Vivas that Gingrich is "looking forward to finally meeting you (Vivas) face to face and get your thoughts on Cap and Trade and Obama's Tax Policy."
"Rest assured, I'll take the opportunity to inform Mr. Gingrich of some of the major challenges facing the adult entertainment industry in the current market," Vivas said. "From obscenity prosecutions to content piracy, I'll make sure he walks away from that dinner educated about the realities of the online porn market. While else would they have invited me but to hear such feedback, right?"
In addition to a certificate recognizing her as Entrepreneur of the Year, ASWF stated that Gingrich will also be presenting Vivas with a replica of the "gavel that changed America," whether she attends the dinner or not.
No word yet on whether the gavel will be put to use in a future video from Pink Visual, although Vivas acknowledged that it would "make for a pretty cool prop for a 'Milf Seeker' episode."